Name: Behind the Curtain [1/1]
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jim Kirk moves in next door, and the still-married Leonard McCoy is a total peeping tom.
Notes: Written for this prompt at the kink meme. LOL, IDEK what this is. Like, modern-day!AU? Something like that. Also continuity nods to fics that I’ve written before… I've got to get around to finishing "In Which Jim Kirk..." is soon. One last part and I can't figure it out AUGH.

Also note that this marks about 108,000 words and 250+ pages of Star Trek XI fic that's written. Many of those fics aren't even finished, or they're just random ideas that hardly got started. Dear God, it's like some mad ficcing spree.

Unbeta'd, btw.




( All Leo could think of as Jim proceeded to wrap those full lips around his cock was ‘Fuck, I need to buy more Jello.’ )

Well, not fic, but I am going to be out of the country for an extended period of time... until mid-August, actually. Unfortunately, this means I'll probably have intermittent access to the internet. :P

That'll give me a lot of time to write, but not so much time to upload. I'll try to make it work somehow, because I'm almost done with "In Which Jim Kirk is a Stellar Childcare Provider" and I don't want to have to wait six weeks to upload that last part! So I'll find the internet. Somehow.

Name: Friends, without the Benefits [1/1]
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG
Summary: Somehow McCoy gets saddled with the not-as-awesome-as-it-sounds job of being the Captain's "wife".
Notes: Written for this prompt at the kink meme. Finally got around to archiving it up here. (I should really get around to writing some Spock/Kirk again. Just to even things out, you know? Or maybe some hot threesome action, if I could ever figure out the semantics of that...)



( Kirk has been on the warpath for three days, after a particularly condescending call from Starfleet Command. )

Name: Starfleet Academy Annual Newly-Enlisted Cadets' Orientation Carnival [1/1]
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Forget canon, Bones first met Kirk at the Academy's Annual Carnival.  AT THE KISSING BOOTH."
Notes: Written for the kink meme. This may actually be my favorite thing that I've written for the ST XI fandom so far. Considering there's 65 pages of fic sitting on my computer at this time (not including this one), I think that's saying a lot. Un-beta'd.



( Leonard McCoy hated carnivals. )

Name:  Sweet Dreams Are Made of These [2/2]
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Spock/Kirk
Rating: PG...13? (still no porn, sorry)
Summary: When Jim meets the older Spock in that horribly cold ice cave, only a small part of him is shocked. Of course, he thinks to himself. Of course I can see the future and dream of my as-of-current-arch-enemy fucking me senseless and then meet his alternate-older self on an icy hellhole where he basically left me to die. Of course. Life is never fucking simple.
Notes: Written for this prompt at the kink meme. Leave it to me to pick the most obvious title in the world. Apologies for the disproportionate length of this part as compared to the first one. Beta'd by the super special awesome igrab who totally rocks my socks.

 

 Part 1 | Part 2
 

( Jim can’t help but spurt orange juice from his nose when Bones mentions the captain’s unusual period of chastity and Spock sagely comments: “A man and his hand.”  )

 

Name: Reasons to Not Give in to Sex with Your Best Friend (#2) [1/1]
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13...ish?
Summary: Written as part of a round-robin post for the McCoy-a-thon. The first reason, written by an awesome anon, is here.

( Captain James Tiberius Kirk is many things: brash, daring, loquacious, loud, bat-shit insane at moments, but one thing he isn’t is stupid. )

Name: Sweet Dreams Are Made of These [1/2]
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Spock/Kirk
Rating: PG (sorry, I don't think the porn is coming for me, if you'll excuse the pun)
Summary: When Jim meets the older Spock in that horribly cold ice cave, only a small part of him is shocked. Of course, he thinks to himself. Of course I can see the future and dream of my as-of-current-arch-enemy fucking me senseless and then meet his alternate-older self on an icy hellhole where he basically left me to die. Of course. Life is never fucking simple.
Notes:  ETA - title fix. :)

Part 1 | Part 2

( James Tiberius Kirk realizes at an early age that he is different from most people. )